After almost 9 and 1/2 months of acclimatizing to these surroundings I have finally developed a rudimentary form of locomotion which involves pulling my butt along by anchoring each heal into the floor and heaving both legs forward. The smooth wood floors of the local terrain and my cotton encased rear end are ideal conditions for traversing the environ…
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